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1. Starship Iris is being stolen. What do you do?

A. I'm the shipjacker.
B. Run back to ship after precognitive vision of "Oh, shit."
C. Not know what the hell's going on, but follow the Cap't.
D. What ship? I'm still waiting for an exterminator. *eyes small chewing things with dread*
E. What ship? I'm sitting at a bar, waiting for a job, reminiscing about last night's escapade as king of the blue people.
F. I'm standing on the dock, nonchalantly holding the ship back my one wing.

2. Are you a boy or a girl?

A. Man.
B. Both!
C. Young man.
D. Depends, how many times have I been zapped or bonked lately?
E. Technicolor male.
F. Female programming and convenient curvature added to chassis.

3. Drug of choice or favorite vice?

A. A strong cup of tea... caffeine is harsh shit, okay?
B. Vodka and cookies!
C. Drops! Weed capsules YAY!
D. Gear oil? Not really a vice. I'm really fond of my vice-grip tool, though...
E. Yes, please.
F. Drug?

4. How was your childhood?

A. Peaceful until my planet decided to shrivel up and die.
B. Some things just aren't spoken of in polite company...
C. I spent my childhood in a trench. And I don't mean a fancy coat.
D. Child...hood...? That's for meatbags.
E. I grew up in a rainbow fireball. Long story...
F. I blew up a planet.

5. Got any pets?

A. Nein, but Amon sometimes acts like a kicked puppy...
B. A little fuzzy dragon that loves to clean things and can grow to the size of a bus at will.
C. Not at this precise time.
D. I fear small fuzzy things for they have teeth that gnaw processors...
E. I am, as previously stated, king of the blue people.
F. What is the purpose of a pet?

6. Favorite color?

A. Red.
B. Whatever clashes best - anything but pink.
C. BLACK. *sings: I see a red door and I want to paint it blaaaack...*
D. Well, it's not rust.
E. Omnichromatic.
F. I often dress in golds and purples.

7. And now for something completely different. Religion?

A. God is fucking with me.
B. I believe in God. I dunno is he believes in me, but I believe in Him.
C. The fire god, the Dragon Selendrile, holds time and our fates in his golden claw.
D. I was created by the meatbags - but I'm not about to start worshiping them.
E. I AM a god.
F. God? *Searches through database for evidence of the divine.*

8. Sexual preference?

A. No touchy!
B. Don't know - never tried!
C. I prefer them harmless.
D. Sex is a biological weapon! A transfer of corrupt data...
E. I do indeed prefer sex.
F.

9. Family?

A. All dead, but my brother's boyfriend might still be out there somewhere...
B. All three of my parents are dead and my twin was stillborn. Don't ask again, please.
C. Father and brothers killed in war, mother hunted down for genetic 'defects' - wait, but one brother might still be alive somewhere...
D. I am the last of my model - obsolete but still functioning.
E. I may have killed them all at some point or another...
F. I took a man's last name, he was the only person who ever cared about me. I think I loved him.

10. And finally, what is your job?

A. Apparently, I'm the negotiator.
B. I'm CAP'T - BITCH!
C. Merc by default - no one suspects the midget.
D. I fix shit, and the little meatbag wants to ride on my head.
E. Hitman / drugrunner.
F. The ship tells me things...

Here's the key!

A - Memet
B - Reed
C - Ishvala
D - MORU-D
E - Gust
F - Isabelle

Post your results on this journal!

PS: if you own one of these characters and your answer does not match what they'd actually say, let me know and I'll fix it - Catt and I were mostly just guessing...